censorship
Well, I guess UrbanDicktionary isn't going to let me define PG anymore. They fucking removed a definition that had been up for a year. How about this: underage pussy doctor. You can't censor that. Who's underage? The doctor or the pussy? And what's underage? Under 40? Under 25? Assholes. You let half-literate douche bags define "Punk'd" for fuck sakes. C'mon "Punk'd?" At least fucking spell it right. I'm fucking out of here, c'mon Carl let's go eat fried chicken.
Censorship is a terrrible, terrible thing invented in the fall of 2003 to keep the thoughts and zingy, one-liners of Ben Edelman from reaching the public. People who vote for George W. Bush and who secretly touch small, woodland creatures in no-no places support censorship. God it's great to drink in the morning.
By The Original Slim Bavis