Celebrity
A slang term used in restaurants for a table full of black people wearing bling, with grills, and/or whoreish/thuggish clothing. It is widely assumed and usually correct that on a ticket of $100 the server would be lucky to make $5 as a tip even though they will table up your entire section all night.
Me- OMG, I just got a table of celebrities. You- Like Cameron Diaz kind of celebrity? Me- No, like Usher. You- Ooooo, I'm sorry. Hope you don't have rent tomorrow.
By Boldamatticus