What's on your mug?

your asshole

guy 1: dude stop scratching your ass guy 2: dude im sorry but its one of the deep ones directly on mi brown eye

By so0o easy

It's a literal asshole.

Kim Kardashians brown eye has reached a record width of 4 inches. Congratulations?

By onlymadethisforonedefinition

when a person poops in to someones eye and they go blind

he can't see me, he got brown eyed

By harry ballsonya

when u fart on someones pillow and its gives them pink eye

dude i gave my sister a brown eye... she had pink eye for 3 weeks lol

By robert1120

The act of sending a picture message, email, or just mailing a polaroid of a large feces expulsion from your body to an unsuspecting friend or enemy. Usually these stool piles are unique in size, shape , or color. Not just your run of the mill dump.

"Look at the size of this turd! It's wider than a can of shaving cream and longer than a cue stick! Where's my camera phone? I'm Brown Eye-ing Tom!"

By Big Business