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an evil world wide retail empire that treats their employees like shit. its alot more subtle than the old factory when your boss would swear at you. most anything you buy there will fall apart sooner than later. or it is shit quality to begin with. what do you expect from young chinese women who work [70]+ hours a week and are confined to a prison like dormitory in mainland china mega sweatshops. i use to go to walmart cause i am an insomniac and to look at all the college pussy shopping and fucking around in the big box shit hole(wal mart). but for the past year of so my [penis] is stuck in the 6 oclock position. i [lost] my libido, probably due to a long [period] of stress and the result being [depression]. now i am an emotional invalid on ssi.

i bought the toshiba sattelite [special] xmas laptop for 400usd + a 50 dollar [extra] warranty. i noticed on the first day i tried it out, video was choppy or bad quality even though i have broadband shared with my landlord upstairs. it crashes alot. it can manage some 3d but it just crashes on most 3d programs. the keyboard is already falling apart. it freezes up alot. the graphics card is a mystery because they act like your too stupid to know that that is the most important part of a computer today. you can have all the ram up your ass, and all the hard drive and all the processing speed in the world, and a super fast connection, but if you have shit for a graphics card you got a circa 1990's machine(i.e. [pc])as far as graphic and video are concerned. so i'm fucking told. i think wal mart and toshiba got together and took the graphics card out and sold this last years model for 389 usd to [screw] the buyer and make profit on something worth less than what third world children get on that ugly green thing. although the [crank] dynamo is very smart:free electricity via [human] effort. in australia, or wherever, they have a pull chord like on dolls that talk or like an old lawnmower. this is an even more efficient way or producing [human] made electricity. just pull and the [fly] wheel just multiplies your effort many times. reader: hasus christos you dumb fuck why didn't you bring it back if you knew it was shit in the firs couple days. i mean wal [fart] gives you 15 days you moron. me: yeah, i know all that. like i said i am an emotional invalid and holidays were really fucking, like suicidal. i overused my klonopin(in the valium family of [drugs]) and my fucking [idiot] doctor(i.e.psychiatrist) almost didn't write me a refill. benzo withdrawal is worse than opiate detox. i was almost in a world of shit on top of the world of shit i am already in. so now its a month and a half later and i guess sooner or later i'[ll] call their warranty guy who they say are contracted out and come to your house. ahhh thats [nice] and convenient for me, but chances are the [kid] probably knows shit about computers just like, me and is ordered by wal [fart] to say: can't be fixed.

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