A blood-sucking mythical creature who is NOT a sparkling douchebag in a fucking tree. Vampires are way more badass than that and shouldn't appeal to prepubescent girls who think they're so scene for liking it.
Aww man, that Twilight shit. That's not a vampire. That's what we call a homosexual.
By KKNWNDRLND
1. A sanguivore is the kind of vampire with the need for blood. These guys are the real kind, but are mortal, have a reflextion, and are only SENSITIVE to light. They can go out in the sun and eat garlic and touch roses so get that fairytale crap out of your head. They need blood, though. They don't neccesarily LOOK like a vamp or have the folklore vampire lifestyle. AKA a sang vamp. 2. A psy vamp feeds off of energy rather than blood. Sometimes a sang vamp is short on food and resorts to psy techniques. AKA an energy vampire. 3. A vampyre looks like one a vamire, but doesn't neccesairly need blood. A vampyre is "into" the whole vamp thing and can be considered to have a vampire fetish, but doesn't need blood and might not even be into that area. 4. Awakening is when a true vamp goes through a "puberty" of sorts and realizes what they are. 5. Turning is when a normal person becomes a vamp through a scarcely known techinque. 6. Blood Fetishists don't need blood and AREN'T vampires, they just LIKE it, whether it be sexual or just for kicks and giggles.
Vampires aren't modern-day Draculas, they are much more complicated.
By everyrose
A crazed fangirl who believes that she is, in fact, one of Stephanie Meyer's vampire characters in the most plot-lacking book published in 2006, Twishite. Will often pretend that she has Insomnia and make herself look pale with the use of make-up. Likes to believe that she lives in depression due to issues that have come up in her life. Will do anything to defend Twilight.
Non-fan: Twilight sucks. Fangirl: NO IT DOESN'T IT'S THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD SHUT UP! Nf: It has no plot. Fg: Your face has no plot. Nf: Vampires suck. Fg: *sets other crazed fangirls on Nf* No exp. needed.
By Geekseason2
A girl who enjoys biting your neck and use your cock as a lollipop to suck the cum from it
Man 1 : What happened to your neck ? Man 2 : My gf is a vampire
By Elvenstar
1. A non-sparkling, straight, scary, sun-fearing creature. 2. The opposite of the creature described in the Twilight books. 3. A series in fantasy/horror literature that has been ruined by a series called Twilight. 4. Not a vegetarian
"That vampire is pretty scary!" "I'm glad he's a vampire, not a sparklepire!"
By anna_animagus