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A townie is usually someone who has been brought up in a low income family. Their parents aren't very interested in what they do or what they get up to. In the day time they skip school abd roam the town causing trouble until the police enter and they run a mile. We must not be so harsh on them though...if we had lives as crappy as they have clearly had, we may have turned out to be as brainless and ugly as them as well. A townie generally has no future and no direction in life. If they do manage to live past 25 they are either a dustman or a builder and regret it in later life. They wear clothes ranging from adidas to adidas. They have burberry caps pointed up to the sky and slicked gelled hair at the front which makes them look like total oafs. They either wear 3/4 length trousers or roll a pair of tracksuit bottoms up and if they are old enough they shave their ankles...don't ask me why its completely fucking stupid.

Townie on mobile phone> wot.....na..wot.....nah.....wot....nah..wot............nah...............wot?

By Papasloonatsta

a townie is an under-educated, brain damaged product of the welfare state who really should have been aborted at the earliest oppertunity. Often found commiting various crimes and "'angin" around cheap discount shops and market stalls that sell fake clothing with the hideous burberry pattern. they lack the ability to communicate in anything above "errr", "Wot" and "Nah" with the most intellegent of them someday becoming a valued member of the fast food service industry although most will end up living off the welfare state to support them and their eqaully intellectually diluted offspring's drug and fake burberry addiction. the following solutions would render the townie an endangered species: 1: invest in a large shotgun and declare "townie hunting season" open 2: Remove state "benifit" payments from them and make them get jobs, in this case most would die off because their immense stupidity negates their chances of getting even a MacDonolds job. 3: Anyone who falls into the "townie" category should be sterillized immidiatly to stop further generations sucking money out of the economy and littering the landscape with their useless carcasses.

a "townie" most often lives on or near a council estate where the average income is based on how many drugs they can sell or bikes they can steal

By All Townies Must Die

if you are not one you will not want to be associated with one or go to places/school or anywhere else with one. If you are one you will be so sucked into the townie subculture you will think the 'different' are evil. real townies have warped minds, they evolved from rats basically. To put it bluntly, you wouldn't want to bump into a townie in a dark alley. key words/things to look out for: burberry, von dutch, vicky pollard, year 7&8&9&10&11 kids soiled in make-up and bling, clubland cd's, cigarettes, wkd, 'whatevar' 'biatch' 'schlag' 'omg feck aff' sounds like: when you have a sweet in your mouth, don't say the end of words. so if it was walking it would be walkin' for their ears: blazin squad, khia, dj sammy, any trancy music. look out for music with no instruments. piercings: ears, nose intentions: evil sex status: washed-up exsist in: hundreds and thousands

two townie girls at the beach pass two non-townie boys. girl:omg look at tha minga' girl 2: e's a goffik!!! girl: UH lets chopse 'im

By rosella

a person (10-19) who goes around thinking they are and i quote "wel ard" starting fights with anyone who is even remotley different but they always lose the fight. they wear stupid adidas/ nike/ burberry hats pulled as tight as they can and placed at a 90 digree angle on there heads.

(townie) ook ah dat ucking gothic kid lets kiwl im

By mr happy

Actually an American word adopted in Britain when we gave them the English language. A Townie is a person who lives year round in either a resort town or a college town. Chiefly refers to people who grew up in such places as, Ann Arbor, MI; Nantucket, MA; South Bend, IN; or Outer Banks, NC.

That townie just informed me that although the bridge looks dangerous it's perfectly fine.

By grotos27