That one guy with the tribal arm tattoo and does everything that maxim and mens health tells him to do. We all know this guy!
Remember that week when spinning rims were cool? yeah he had them , yeah john is still wearing his collar all the way up what a Tool!!
By GorrilaVich
One, Usually a man, who is a loser, but nobody really bother to tell him to get lost. A tool typically wears clothing from Aeropostale, Hollister, Abercrombie, and or American Eagle. A tool usually (but not always) makes 1st grade jokes, is stupid, Has an ear pierced, or is just annoying. A tool is usually used for people to "borrow" money from. The tool sometimes KNOWS he is buying his friends: A loser.
"Micheal is such a tool." Or Micheal: "I know why I'm getting F's. I haven't been laid in weeks! I better go to American Eagle" Or "I put my iPod in my pocket and it went through the wash. I better go ask best friend Micheal for some money."
By The Felmale John Lennon
1. Something that is used to assist with the modification of an object or [situation]. 2. Something that is used to create or destroy. 3. [Slang] synonym for the males sexual reproduction whatsit. 4. Someone who does seemingly silly things; often used as a term of endearment, but not [always]!
I am a tool because I have been used to: Improve someones ego; Distract them from the mediocrity of their own existance; Make someone else jealous; To improve someones elses relationship (how bizarre); To get them a valentines [day] present (this year) For love. For [happiness]. For laughter. To do everything for them, and in return: To accept all of the guilt. To hold all of the pain. To take all of the blame. (It was never a [game]). A good tradesman respects his tools!! A Hammer is a tool both used to create and to destroy. My penis is a somewhat rusty tool I must admit (only from lack of use!!). I hit my penis with a hammer while making [pancakes] (as you do) That [sure] modified the fuck out of both the objects involved and the situation: I created a lot of pain I destroyed the pancake batter (all over the [floor]), and my willy - must admit i chipped a bit off of the hammer handle too!! I hit my tool with a tool; I am such a tool I do not regret being a tool - my penis however has a somewhat different (slanted) view on the subject [Sunday] 02/11/2008
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Someone who does not question social conventions. Someone who is easily influenced by government, politicians, TV, society, etc. Tools tend to be close-minded individuals.
Matt is such a tool.
By DevonGates
1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes. 2.) Most politicians.
1.) Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool. 2.) Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
By Peugeotjoker