A blue squid-like character from the popular Nickelodeon children's television show Spongebob Squarepants.
Ron: Hey Joe, see that picture of Squidward turned upside down. Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls. Ron: LOL
By Funnyguy 89898
the (in some and possibly very few people's opinions) Adorable precious angry cinnamon roll in spongebob, he's like an angry violent-ish kitten X-3
girl that actually loves squidward respectfully: *sitting at krusty krab watching squidward* squidward: *fussing at a customer at the register for holding up the line* squidward loving girl: *giggles* *thinks to self* heh heh squidward's such an angry cinnamon roll <3
By Female sans
The most iconic squid in Bikini bottom He is a sexy male who plays the clarinet He strongly dislikes Spongebob and Patrick Full time worker at the Krusty Crab
1) You feeling it now, Squidward?
By guacandsalsa
Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.
Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night" Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."
By Boots with the fur
When a man places his balls on a persons eye sockets and drapes his dick over the nose.
I pulled a squidward on my girl last night.
By Robby.S