What's on your mug?

suck my penis (see: win at all costs cnbl )

A group of young little shits who can't play tfc worth beans. Also got pwnd on epicenter by some clan who played 2 short and got airshotted 4 times and crowbarred 5 times.

By Anonymous

Sending my prayers

Callie: I just flushed my phone down the toilet. Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP. Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(

By Updated Magic

A friendly word that means "slapping my pussy." It's most commonly used when someone says something funny, and you reply "smp"

Cole: Did you know Abby talked shit about us yesterday? Kaitlyn: She did? Cole: yeah she did smp

By Fartinmyass69

Standard Missionary Position ...that pretty much sums it up.

She said she preferred SMP...bitch, I like my girls on top.

By lawlercopter111

"shaking my penis", similar to "shaking my head" but simply with a different body part. Used to show disbelief, dissatisfaction or extreme satisfaction about a topic.

Those girls shorts are so damn short, smp

By Davey Crockette