What's on your mug?

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/ A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer? Me: Yes. My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

By BGP100

noun. pro-gram-er Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand. See also: wizard, magician

Mom: Can you fix the printer? Me: Only because I am a programmer I can't fix you printer

By DTheIcyDragon

is a guy who programs infinite lines of code

guy: yeah, last line... lets run it pc:errors detected: 100001 guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO guy2:SHUT UP guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATAFAK IDIOTIC PC NOOOOOOOOOOO IDIOT.. guy2:SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUT guy2:SHUT UP IDIOT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR FU**ING FACE INTO POOP AND THEN FLUSH IT INTO TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... guy2:programmer SHUT UUUUUUUUP

By valeriigvg1alex Minecraft nick