A person with red hair accompanied by, but not limited to, red pubic hair. Usually pale skinned and freckled. Someone who looks like a walking talking Cabbage Patch Kid.
Jim: I saw a particularly grotesque patch leaving the church on Palmer St. the other day. Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway... Jim: Word.
By The Zaric
Rages like nothing you've ever seen. Gets er done to say it nicely. Is known to throw up the horns (preferably the double) if the situation calls for it. A true born valley boy, reps the valley till the end. Always up for a little ass in the computer lab. If found in close proximity to a SHA, you can be sure he'll have BB.
Ladies, I just scored myself a DR boy; and not just any I got Patch.
By DRdingo
an area that is shady.
Bob-KCMO is so patch. Sue- Yeah i know... I wouldn't go there at night if I were you.
By caitlinm6000
A person who looks like they are from every race in the world. Someone who takes a bit of each race (ie, black, chinese, indian, etc) and sticks it to themselves.
Patch: "I'm an 1/8th black I am" Rhube: "That's why Patch is your nickname, cos you take bits of every race in the world and stick them on yourself." Patch: "that's a crap comeback" Rhube: "It's not a comeback...it's just FACT!"
By patchpose
a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye. the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing. A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch. a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.
brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH. brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick
By Rusty Hill