Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram
Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!! Person 2: what the fuck are you saying Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz) Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:
By cheez_sammmich
Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night
Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.
By Cmckee23
I love mulch, mulch is so yummy
"Damn I really love mulch" "How?" "I just do"
By jesslovesmulchanddavid
A gay dude who likes furry vore and needs to sybau omg sybau mulch like forreal He has a foot folder
Girl: sybau mulch mulch: erm… oughhhh I’m so full…
By MELYSSAR
Someone who think that they're good but they're actually bad at something they do.
Lucas says he's good at badminton but in reality, he is mulch
By paiqvs