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Midwest

The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.

Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans." Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?" Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE." Not Midwest: *Literally faints*

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