What's on your mug?

Slang for semen, but when still used in the same manor as a condiment.

I like my ham sandwiches with plenty of mayonnaise!

By Weirdboyscott

The white man's kryptonite!

Josh was a strong powerful suburban white male who could leap tall buildings in a single bound. But since he's been eating mayonnaise on his sandwich's he's just a lazy cracker now!

By Kcally

A common substituent for sexual lubricant, most often used by the elderly.

Eloise get the Mayonnaise were all out of k-y.

By akaidiot13

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

By Shreck69

The spiciest instrument out there

Matthew- can you pass me the mayonnaise? Austin- But isn’t it too spicy?

By Knee grow