What's on your mug?

Literally the most unexplainably delicious foods ever created.

"Dude, wanna make some mashed potatoes" "Hell ya man"

By annaa.rosee

Mashed Potatoes means to take a sledge hammer to a paraplegic ( missing all their limbs) smashing them to a pulp and then proceeding in having sexual intercourse with the mushy remains.

A man this morning was just arrested for mashed potatoeing* a former war veteran in an airport bathroom. *Mashed Potatoes

By Herardo

The way that a person feels after engaging in sexual intercourse or after having an orgasm. This may include sleepyness, the inability to think straight, and the munchies.

That sex made me feel all mashed potatoes! I can't think straight! Hey, do we have any chex mix?

By ColleenaRae

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born

i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center

By bigbrian42069