What's on your mug?

A language that the Americans stole off us Brits!

Listen to those American pricks. Stealing our English, and not even spelling half the words right. The twats.

By Tom from England, where pigs can fly!

1. to put great effort towards doing as little as possible. 2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario. 3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment

Just put a little English on it

By rick motherfuckin james bitch

A dumblanguage that is absolutely horrible. You will have to learn dozens of tenses and how to use them, trillions of vocabs , learn horrifying unknown old and ancient language and so...

I hate English , there’s a unseen poetry English test today! Ughhh!

By Iamveryserious

An English man. Considering all English people have small dicks and are crooked nosed cunts.

Did you have an English man last night yes with that sheep

By Killallcelticsupporters

The greatest race on earth.

Advice given to American soldiers in Bosnia by there own government: Don't drink with the English. Don't gamble with the English Don't fight with the English. BECAUSE YOU WILL LOOSE!

By Donside