What's on your mug?

When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off

1.Fuck you, you little piece of Dick cheese!! 2. Hey DICK CHEESE, GET OVER HERE *laughs*

By JokermakerYT

The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva. This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.

"Jimmy your cock has alot of dick cheese on it, were you fuckin hookers???!?!?!"

By Frog123123123

the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end

Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight

By Gryphon Rider

dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.

Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!! Flaming Dragon: ..............................

By Batifly

gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.

By BigWang