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Cohen is another word for a uterus, usually said in referring to period cramps.

“My cohen is killing me” Is the exact same as “I have really bad cramps”

By Toothpaste.io

Someone who sits at the back of a class and watches NBA live streams.

Dude 1: wow. look at him, he's probably doing a cohen. The cohen himself: Yes, 3 pooiiiinterrr!!!

By Ucringeme

A hockey loving popular athlete. Probably plays every school sport. Has a hot older brother. Really fucking fast. A big follower, doesn’t go against the crowd. Underneath all of his layers, we know he’s just a big softie. Has a huge heart.. but he’s a player. Has a huge snap score cause of all those girls hitting him up. Has quite a few female friends. Probably hates the math teacher. Is usually chill, but when he’s pissed.. he’s PISSED.

Cohen: yah you’re a really good friend Unpopular boy: thanks bro! Popular boy: were you just talking to that loser? Cohen: yah, he’s so dumb. He just came up to me and started talking random shit

By Elasticgirl666

The guy who doesn't play with people

Stop being such a Cohen you Nigger.

By Mango Pod 420 69

1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner. 2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.

Don't be such a cohen!

By Yvan-r