Beer
The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.
"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."
By Give Me Beer Right Fucking Now
What's on your mug?
beer
a substance imbibed by males which, in time improves the appearance of ugly women and should be purchased more than makeup cuz it does a whole hell of a lot more for ya if yer really ugly than any makeup ever will
After 15 beers, rosie odonnel becomes do-able
By king god the pharoah
Beer
- After Bacon. it's the way of life - The saver of old lonely men - It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks - Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis... - heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...
By sk8aholic
beer
Fuel for a persons sex machine
Beer good.
By flapjacks
beer
the true nectar of life
-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up? -Maybe later. -I'll go put some beer in a bucket.
By Duffman