What's on your mug?

The LBSC I1.

Can't get this wanker to steam.

By Someone, lincon idfk

A really nice person

jeff:hey, i got you lunch! you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!

By disturbation

A man who likes to be alone with his thoughts

Ted Lasso is a wanker.

By YeahDontCare

In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.

Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking! Informal: Shut up you wanker!

By Cornish surfer boy

1 - Someone who wanks. 2 - An insult. Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation

"Piss off, you wanker!"

By Random JoJo's Fan