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soccer

Possibly the best sport in the world. A sport that requires actual athletic ability. People who have never tried to play soccer, you need to stop criticizing it. In soccer you need to actually be able to run for 90 minutes straight, play through rain and not sub out at all. Practice every day and dedicate yourself to the sport. You need to play through injuries and shin bruises so deep it hurts to walk. You'll pull so many muscles and be so tired but you still walk back to the field because it's the only place you feel at home. Soccer requires dedication, focus, but most of all you need to want to win and you need to try. Soccer is the best sport ever.

You're only making fun of soccer cuz you know you'll never be able to play it

By soccerluvr

soccer

a game not to be confused with a sport is were you kick a ball at a really big net.... that's it no skill or talent is required. It was first invented for mentally handicapped children but was soon played by people who realized they had no skill to play real sports. it is the most popular game in the world due to the fact that there are more unskilled low I.Q people in the world then there is skilled athletes.

Tony... I wish there was a game I could play because I suck at all real sports. Luigi ... try soccer is super easy and requires no skill or talent. just kick a ball and run. Tony... Thanks pal I think I will try it after I learn to tie my own shoes.

By soccerisstupid

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