What's on your mug?

someone who says they're a vegan about 6 times without anyone asking and instead of eating meat they slaughter plants and fruits for fun

vegan: i'm vegan random person: i dont care vegan: im better than you random person: wtf

By croccodoggo

UH NO PREACHY MUCH?! Just mentioning this word can get extreme responses from people who will go into a rant about how we should feed horses caviar to those who think we should force feed all vegans rump steak. In reality a Vegan is someone who doesn't use any animal products (although some do eat honey). This includes what they eat, what they wear, and the cosmetics they use (both the ingredients have to be vegan and the product has to be cruelty-free). The reasons people go vegan are usually one of three reasons: -Environment- It has been proven that animal agriculture is extremely detrimental to the environment (being one of the top 10 most polluting industries -Ethics- Many disagree with the torturous conditions some animals are kept in; but vegans argue that even if an animal has had a good life it is still cruel to slaughter it. -Health- Not eating products like dairy and (especially red) meat has been proven to have positive health impacts. Your body is also better equipped to digest plant protein than animal, so an amount of legumes will give someone more protein than that amount of meat. There is an opposite diet called the carnivore diet where someone only eats animal products or in some cases only eats meat, or in even more extreme cases only eats red meat.

P1 ' I heared Luke is Vegan now' P2 'lmao hes probably so iron and protein deficient' P1 'Nah hes actually started gaining muscle mass.' P2 '.......'

By erynfischer

There are three types of vegans: The one that reveals themselves as the conversation goes; The one that you know is vegan straight away; The definition of insanity over something normal for humans;

"Hi, Jane, would you like to come to my bbq party tonight?" "No, sorry I won't" "Why is that?" "I don't eat meat." "Hi, Rick!" "I am vegan" *already at a party* "Would you like me to give you some steak?" "No, I am vegan!" "Then why are you here?" "Don't question me you dirty animal, I am gonna kill you for the deaths you've taken. These animals want to live!"

By I am vegan

Hitler

Vegan killed jews

By Pandours

1: The only person in the world that cares about cute, fluffy animals. 2: The most pretentious, self-righteous, unbearable asswipe in your friend group. You should probably stop being friends.

1: I'm a vegan you filthy puppy-kicking meat eater! 2: Yeah sorry Sarah, just because you're a vegan doesn't mean you have to shove kale down my throat.

By BaileyFeckinQuinn