dan
dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia
dan smears poop
By smearspoop
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Dan
someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.
me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore! my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.
By therathoe
Dan
Usually a shy individual named Adam, Dan, Bob, Steve and Nicolas. They are great at acting big however when it’s crunch time shy away from the spotlight they are confident in their comfort zone but not in moments in beef or tension
Dan: “Adam there’s beer” Adam: “let’s run”
By Gazza bazza wazza
Dan
A person who hates all living being in this exciting and is a slave to the memes lord
That person is such a dan
By #meme lord
dan
She is a stylish and super cool piece of candy that loves to learn. As well, she is super chill and funny, but loves to hit others in the sun don't shine area.
Oh wow!!! Dan just hit me and it really hurts. BUT, ,MAN OH MAN, SHE IS SUPER COOL.
By Bella Haminoa