What's on your mug?

Apple. Why are you looking to see what an apple is? It’s literally at every grocery store. You idiot

You are an apple head

By Your pseudonym here

I’m pretty sure you learned this in Pre-K.

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS THEN YOU SHOULDN’T BE MAKING WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY

By NerdGirl0512

A company that makes a piece of paper and sells it for 10 billion Bitcoin

I got the new apple product and it does nothing hahahHahHaahahHhHahahHaHAHAHAHHAHAHA

By XxTheIsis123xX

A fruit

I ate an apple

By S khffd

A very expensive brand that will break in the slightest of touch. It will also cost your monthly allowance for the next FREAKING 5 YEARS TO REPLACE. The people who work at Apple also come out with a new phone or something almost every few months to years. However the only thing they add to it is a new camera. NOTHING ELSE JUST A CAMERA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS NEW AND APPROVED. Oh, they also removed the home button and the top speaker and put it somewhere else. They also made it more complicated to control not even gonna mention the fact they got rid of the headphone jack so now YOU CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING YOUR PHONE INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 200$ ON AIRPODS ON TOP OF GETTING THE 1000 OR MORE PHONE (you could also spend 20$ or more on getting headphones that fit you phone but you still cant listen to music while charging your phone unless you get a different kind of wireless headphones that could cost more if you buy the ones that aren't cheap). But it's an okay phone still got bugs though.

Sus Homie 1: Hey bro did you get that new Apple iPhone 13? Sus Homie 2: I did but as soon as I touched it and it shattered and i have to pay a bunch to fix it.

By Perfect.Angel_