What's on your mug?

Definition source

soccer

the best sport in the world!! takes practice and intelligence. the hockey players at my school think it's gay and stupid when really they've mistaken that for themselves. they call me weak cause I play soccer so I kicked one in the shin and they almost started crying, who's weak now? soccer is better than any other sport and to those who think different, gtfo.

hockey kid: soccers gay soccer kid: I will kick you so hard in the leg and you don't know how to kick back cause you just use a stick

By poopoogirl12345

Soccer

The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒

I think I'm sick I coughed Must be a soccer boy

By Lax girl 7891

Soccer

An excellent way to stay in shape and improve, endurance, speed and agility. Many people do not appreciate the physical and metal toughness to play this game, and call it a "Pussy Sport" because there is no tackling. Just because 300 pound whales don't come charging at you doesn't mean that it is not a contact sport. You just have to be a lot more sneaky at taking your appointent. Another useful skill.

Girl #1: Dude... that guy over there is fiiiine! Girl #2: He's a soccer player... Girl #1: Oh mannn. Girl #2: I know right? But he's not like... weight lifter/ steroids in shape... Girld #1: Yeah he's 'get in my pants' in shape.

By sports girl 410

Your words will appear here.

Updating preview…

Check how your words fit. Long text may be shortened.

Feedback