What's on your mug?

a waste of time: a bad use of time, time spent doing useless or unnecessary things.

Wow, fuck a girlfriend. i'd rather play with some money than play with some pussy.

By LuchGooch

A good reason one gets bullied for

"Guess who's got a girlfriend?" "Leave me alone asshole"

By fc2078

Something that you and me both wished we had.

You: Hey wanna be my girlfriend Sexy girl: ew no

By LoliHentaiCool

amazing i have no words shes so great i forget im bi and think im lesbian shes the love of my life and im going to marry her one day yall are invited free biryani

person: hi me: would u like to see a picture of my girlfriend shes amazing

By mikasackermann

Something you don't have

Do you have a girlfriend? No, becuase I'm on UrbanDictionary

By dominoguy11