What's on your mug?

A term created by capitalism to sell expensive grass.

I became a vegan to stick to the man, only to find out the man was sticking it to me.

By Sirmrprofdr

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.

The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.

By Solid Mantis

A human with a severely limited understanding of nutrition who sincerely believes that depending on big pharma supplements is a viable and healthy long-term solution to getting bad fee-fees when they think about sad cows. Vegans are typically unable to think for themselves and never do their own research; instead they rely on Hollywood actors and Instagram influencers to tell them what is good and what is bad. Despite their clear lack of original thought, they will typically legitimately think that they came to any conclusion on their own. If you encounter a vegan in the wild, it will not take long before they start spouting sound bites from Netflix propaganda pieces. Once you start pressing them on details about the clearly nutrition-deficient diet, they will quickly deflect and tell you they'll link you a video and that it contains everything you need to know, because they certainly fucking don't. Every single vegan in existence will also claim to care about gender equality, environmentalism and universal healthcare. They also browse reddit and smoke weed but they could totally stop at any time, it's not addictive bro.

- Hello, how do you do - I'm a vegan - Ok retard fuck off

By george_the_technically_correct

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan

Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan Every normal person : I don't care you cunt

By Xszd

A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.

Mommy I've become a Vegan. You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.

By Furker