What's on your mug?

a fucking donkey fucking Irish fat ass fuck who wants to know why the fuck you decided that his swamp was a place to enter.

its hip to fuck bees. you fucking shrek cunt.

By Fuck_shit_face

An ugly girl that has dip dyed her hair brown, and thinks she has friends....she thinks that she is beautiful....she smells like onions, and talks like a hippo

"Ewwwww, I can smell shrek"

By Shrek4ever

shrek is a fat ogre that used to work at a uama ny manhaatan and now that has been traped in turkey. also known as adolf hitler, and oil.

work at ny manhattan at uama shrek.

By fat 11

A big green piece of shit that kids think is adorable but kids older than 4 use it as a sexual comment

Get shreked In the ass

By NateDavidson420

An ugly ogre-like monster. Known to live in swamps and eat toe-jam.

Shrek - Marisa Dickey

By Nip ples