What's on your mug?

He’s just a chill guy

Bro dave is literally just a chill guy

By jamaicaontop

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

By afanofyourgran

Dave /dāv/ noun | verb | exclamation An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways. The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.

Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight. Examples: “Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?” “Mate… Dave was on it.” Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!

By RiffRaff22

term used to define rich people in 2025

I'm doing well but I'm no Dave

By cuttyman9