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A term used by stupid Americans for football. American football hardly uses what is know as the 'foot' but they call it football? Soccer is called 'football' as the main idea is to use the ball with your 'foot'. 'Football' is the most popular sport in the world apart from in America where they would rather watch sport that has breaks every five minutes so they can get their fat arses to the nearest burger vendor.

American: did you watch the soccer game last night? English gent: its called football you f*cking idiot

By fatty boom boom

a sport that faggots play

hey brock wanna go play soccer, ofc daddy ;)

By suck a big black fat cock ho3

11 players playing in a field. you can use all of your body execpt hands but......... dont play it its FUCKING boring

By lee chan hee

only the best sport ever!! America sucks at it. Brazil owns and England invented it long ago. more well known by calling it futbal or football!! golassssssssooo!! goals will win you a game but its not as easy as it looks so i challenge you to freaken get up and try to see what the pros do!! you could never do that!! Soccer is the best sport in the world!

did you see the soccer game Brazil vs. England, Brazil won 3-0.

By aggrandizementloquacious

A "sport" that stole the name of a great game. The real football (that being American football) is a sport that involves real talent and stamina while avoiding huge guys who are out to kill you. Soccer is just a bunch of pussys running around kicking a ball back and forth for four fucking hours. Furthermore, the real reason for soccer riots is because the fans get so bored they need to find something to do. You don't often see football fans starting riots, and each game is nearly sold out every time.

Soccer is for pussies, American football is how its done. That is why America is better than any European country.

By Hulio Rodriguez