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An excessively lame game where you play as a somewhat pixelated character. Some call this game an RPG/MMORPG, which technically it is, but a proper classification is UGMMORPG (Unbelievably Gay Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game). People say this game is addictive, when in fact, it is about as addictive as being castrated numerous times with a blunt blade. People that play this game are largely 12 year olds who are too faggy to know that there are far better games. Those who play runescap should have their balls pulled off and shoved up their nose.

*On runescape* 12 Year Old> Wow man! I just got full iron plate! 15 year old>>Dude WTF?! Ive been playing this game for a year and i only have bronze! dumbass!

By Patriarch

The biggest fail in all the land. The people that took the time (however little) to make this are complete idiots. This game, by no means, deserves the title of mmorpg; it's a want-to-be game. Jagex found a way to make the most boring fail of a game possible. Physics are non-existant, graphics are about the equivalent of Super Nintendo (at best) and the most action-packed attack has no explosions, just a woom, boom and a little poof of light. Im sorry, but if you think Jagex is actually a good developer, you are almost as noob as they are. The average age of every player is like 7, and they all think they're cool because they can right click on objects over and over and over again for HOURS. If you have so much time, don't waste it with Runefail, play WOW! World of Warcraft is a good game and once you play it you'll never want to hear the name Runescape again. And yes, i have a high lvl main and a high lvl pureist on Runescape, which is currently taking up 6 hours of my life every day.

I hate the fact that my favorite game is Runescape. I don't even like it anymore, but I just can't stop!... Someone help me!

By Tyrone James Johnson Jr.

most retarded game ever invented by a group of gay nerds.

Hey Thomas, lets go play gay ol runescape.

By ElCheapo

A MMORPG that has a free population, referred to as "F2P" and a members, called "P2P". Members get a vastly more comprehensive game but have to pay from £2.50 to £3.50 a month depending on method of payment. RuneScape has developed greatly over the previous years and now has over 5million members, with an average age of 16. It is notoriously addictive, and the majority of the players are generally embarassed to admit playing it infront of their friends, particularly non-players. Often consumes people entire lives for a period of time and players will find themselves wasting an entire evening or day sat at the computer, leaving only to eat and defecate. It involves training an avatar's stats, and increasing its wealth. There are multiple elements of the game: Skilling involves primarily training non-combat stats, often incredibly rich players that may only be level 3. Usually these skillers have a 'main' which is another account that will have a high combat level or a good experience and knowledge of the game. PKing is a large factor of Runescape and many players make accounts solely for this purpose, often called 'pures' which will train a specific combat skill to make them more powerful. C/C appreciated.

"RuneScape's so addictive I've become allergic to the sun!" "Wanna go PKing and OWN some noobs/nubs/newbs" "Im a skiller I have level 99 cooking but im level 3 cb (combat)"

By jonjonjonjon

A really stupid Java game which was created by a company based in the UK called Jagex. I suggest anyone who values their social life, friends, girlfriends or life does NOT play this, as it is addicting as hell. You will probably say 'Eh, I'll just try it out, even though it will probably suck...' at first, but then once you become a member you will play more and more until it consumes everything you do. Eventually, you'll end up spending a good 50$ to 100$ on it, get bored of it and quit, regretting all that money you wasted playing it that you could have used to buy something semi-useful.

Friend : "Hey, whats up?" You : "Just playing RuneScape." Friend : "Oh, you wanna go hang out later?" You : "No. I'm playing RuneScape." Friend : "Whatever." Girlfriend : "Hey, want to come over?" You : "Nah, I'm playing RuneScape." Girlfriend : "Fine." You : "Woohooo!" Girlfriend : "What?" You : "I just got my first million GP on RuneScape, after a year of sitting around!" Girlfriend : "I'm breaking up with you." You : "Fine. I dont care, I have RuneScape." Jagex CEO #1 : "Haha, he just lost all of his friends because he had to play our pitiful little excuse for a game!" Jagex CEO #2 : "Hahahaha! What a nub! PWNT!!!1" WARNING : DONT PLAY THIS GAME!

By Nobody666987