The dumbest person you can imagine, times 5. The europeans laughed when they learned that the other dumb Americans reelected him. I can't believe he is in office.
George Bush is a burden of the state, deamed unfit for the mainstream society. He is all of our superior. Sad, isn't it.
By Cooler than
possibly one of the more successful imbelices of our time, george w bush is a texan man whose father led us into the gulf war. bush jr, upon arriving in the oval office, spent aproximatly 15 minutes playing with the swivel chair (it amuses him) before stopping, waiting for the dizzyness to stop, and saying, "we need an excuse for a war." it was only about 4 years later that george realized that fighting a badly planned war against a vaguely defined enemy was going to take some work. recent studies show bush is actually twelve years old, and has just aged freakishly fast. perhaps this explains why he chooses his friends as government officials, hates gays, cannot speak intelligently and was at a birthday party during hurricane katrina. and let's not forget georgie's greatest quote yet: "our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people and our country, and neither do we." only another year, folks, and this age of american terror will end. (ps-how will our grandchildren remember this generation? i know: "the generation bush f**ked up.")
George Bush always get his meaing across clearly: bush: "it'll take time to restore chaos." (with him president, maybe not so much...) bushism: "i'm the decider." tranlation to english: "we are so screwed."
By SickOfItAll,AndYou?
See Asshole See also chump
1. "Dude, don't go all G.W on me" 2. "Was George Bush your mentor?"
By Phychotron
a close relative of the monkey that has been given the opportunity to lead a nation that strangly loves him.
i would love to tell you why bush sucks, but i have to go somewhere next week and i don't want to be late
By clevelandsteamer
If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why is it a coincidence that he revisited the same country with war on his mind that his father did, just to leave Osama Bin Laden free to roam the planet in search of new terrorist targets? If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why is Haliburton, the company once run by his Vice President, Dick Cheney, in control of the reconstruction of Iraq after a war that cost countless lives and billions of dollars just to find his W.M.D. (Weapons of Mass Destruction/Distraction), which in turn weren't there. If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why did he win the first election while Al Gore received the majority vote, and why is it a coincidence that the state that handed him the Presidency (just for yall unedumacated tiipes - Florida), was run by his brother? If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then please explain his good intentions of waiting until the last minute to send relief to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. If his so-called "Clean-Air Act" made the air so clean, why is it more polluted than its ever been (and not to mention the state he left for the presidency, Texas, is the most polluted state in the nation)? If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why has he failed at so many businesses, yet, incredibly, done such a "great job" at running this country? If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why does most of the world now hate the United States, when they simply thought of us as friends earlier? If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why can he never make a speech without introducing improper grammar and spelling? I don't personally hate Republicans, I just hate those who can't see more than 5 minutes in front of their face, and refuse to take the truth. Why is a good question to ask a lot. Try asking this more often than simply agreeing every time you hear your beloved Prez say how great the economy is, and how he's going to open this he-err Can O' Whoop'ass on them "bad group of folks" he so patriotically refers to terrorists as. Your president, OUR president, FAILED US . Whether he is in office or not, this country is going to continue rolling downhill, whether you dipshits want to believe it, or not.
What kind of a miserable failure chokes on a pretzel? The day the White House became George Bush's second home, the founding fathers of the, once proud, once mighty, and once not-so-naive, America, rolled in their graves. One nation, under Bush, with liberty and justice for none.
By Liberal Democrat