What's on your mug?

To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."

By big_schnasty

Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".

And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.

By bergenhaspwntbeccaj

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks." Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!" Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!" Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?" Dom: "Yeah, lets go!" (Andy dies.)

By Doom da Man

One who abbreviates Stuff. Also a male who takes Photos of him self.

Guy 1: Where ya heading? Guy 2: Going to the ASF to take Pics of myself. Guy 1: Dude, ur a Douche!!

By AkoniRich

A small-minded, dim-witted person in need of guidance.

1. Hey Douche, are you able to get me to the hospital. 2. Isn't he such a Douche, he can't even locate a woman's vage.

By JacoX