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clones who should all be killed and then burned (i'm sure all that nylon will go up a treat) :D kill them all

daran patterson must die

By ollyj - fuck y'all

(the following definition refers to an Owen Sound townie). an individual whose vestment normally consists of a "Snap-on Tools" jacket, ski-doo racing mesh-back hat, too-tight Levis jeans (circa 1980) and antiquated nike and/or brooks sneekers. can be commonly spotted in a 1982-1990 ford truck or possibly an early 1990s 2-door chevy cavalier (red or blue is quite popular) heading to the Beer Store (or "Orange Church) for a case of Labatt Crystal.

after purchasing their ski-doo jackets, billy and his friends inherently became townies for life.

By ajd

failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them. They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it. have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon. tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.

townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask? townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look person - where is your mate townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt and the person walks away

By ben

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.

A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie

By John Smith

usually called Kev or Dave

By ceri