What's on your mug?

jordan really thinks he super hot.

jordan ; jake talked to me. Now im not going to kill myself

By testie lover

A person could be a boy that is short but has balls of steel

Jake is a balls

By yurbfyryufhruibhrbyfrhfuhrui

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once. Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

By A.Nellzors

(Not referring to all Jake's, just most of them) Jake is an adjective to describe any of the following: Selfish, Stupid, Jealous, Ignorant, Arrogant, Mean, Unworthy, Waste of time and space, douche, asshole, pointless and last but certainly not least they are typically WIMPS!!!!

Girl: Man that guy is a total douche bag! Friend: Yeah, he looks like a Jake. Girl: Yep, that's his name. Jake, what an asshole.

By Lovely Lexi

A very vulgar word. Can be used to replace another offensive word in a sentence. Or refered to someone who cries a lot, mostly about nothing, or intending to get someone into trouble.

Stop crying you Jake... Ugh.. That dog just Jaked in my yard!

By T3h Fuzz