douche
1. A feminine hygiene product used to clean out the vaginal region after sex, as to keep it from smelling after a while. 2. The word that Lauren Barnes doesn't know the meaning to.
Example 1: Me: "Hey Lauren Barnes, what's a douche?" Lauren Barnes: "Oh, rreeeaallll funny Jake *Makes look like she just choked on my cock*" Example 2: "You smell like shit." "Sorry I haven't douched in a while..."
By Anti-Lauren Barnes