What's on your mug?

* Typically shops at Buckle * Thinks he is Gods gift to Women * Male * Wears be-dazzled shirts and expensive jeans * Gets his eyebrows threaded or waxed

You will know the tool when you see him....he has an Affliction shirt on.

By mewtf

Someone who continuesly gets used by a person or multiple people.

kid #1 Hey can you pick me up even though i am over an hour away. tool kid:Yea no problem I will be right there. Kid #2 Dude that kid is a fucking tool of course he will pick us up.

By Niglit

1) Someone who is SOO stupid they dont know they are getting used 2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan

Dylan: I LIKE POKEMON!!! Jack: u suck nuts tool

By Thundrstryke

-noun 1. An individual of such limited mental capacity that he fails to understand subtly communicated messages pertaining to his gross mental and physical inadequacy, and therefore, deserves to be mocked by general society for his unfounded grandeur. 2. A male, humorously rejected by a female over ten years his junior, who resorts to what could only be considered text message stalking in an asinine effort to preserve dignity. These individuals typically possess inadequate “physical features” and show early signs of male pattern baldness. Furthermore, these individuals can be readily identified on MySpace and Facebook friends lists as they are the awkward looking “old guy” amongst a series of college co-eds.

God, this TOOL keeps text messaging! When will he get the hint that I think he is a douche? Oh look, he is calling someone else a TOOL. What irony!

By gtg110b

Noun 1. A person or persons being used by the government. 2.A poser 3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not. 4.A person to dumb to think for themselves. 5.A wigger. 6. A liberal Democrat.

Get the hell out of here TOOL.

By Dustin Schorle