What's on your mug?

left me

he went to tesco and left me there bye dad i said

By the white version of big smoke

The person you are looking for/

Where is my dad?

By The memes loser

A bitch that sits on his ass all day playing poker well making you his slave

dad: go get me a drink me: you are like 3 steps away from the water bottle dad: don't get an attitude with me me" what?

By I don't make sense at all

The fuck you looking up Dad for? You should know what a Dad is, you stupid fuck. Quit being a dumb-ass, y'all know what a Dad is.

Loser: "Gee-Hee i look up what a Dad is since i do not know hurpadur Normal Person: "You got a fuck-ton of stupid in ya brain if you don't know what a Dad is"

By Flamingbutthole

referring to one's G or homie

man: yo dad, i was totally trippin over that bitch last night. man 2: you mean the ho with the Bruce Springstein tattoo? man: fuck that. that shit was tight.

By asian1