What's on your mug?

Bowel Movement Window: The time of day that you reserve to move your bowels. For some, in the morning.

I can come in to work on weekends after 8am. My weekend BMW is from 6 am to 730 am.

By LeeKim

“Blow my weiner”

if a bitch is being a bitch tell her “bmw” and watch her get mad

By took a wok to poland

Come on everyone should know that apart from the car the word bmw is described as a 'black mans willie', I know this, because i've heard stupid immature people say it but i don't use dis dumb word.

Silly 11 year old white girl: Did you know that the car bmw can stand for a 'black man's willie' hahahahahaaha (not)

By anonymous

A big maine woman

"I was looking for a girl to ride but there's nothing but BMW's

By Miles the Magnificent

Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth. There are two types of people who drive this kind of car: Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.

-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW! -Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up. -Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid. -Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor... -Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.

By tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff