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some sport

Me and Rainy are gonna watch soccer then fuck.

By Tarr

1. The sport that requires no upper body strength, giving anybody an advantage if they get into a fight with a soccer player. 2. The sport where you run up and down a field... possibly not even getting the ball. 3. The sport that gives competitive girls huge butts.

1. Soccer is not my favorite sport 2. All I do in soccer is run 3. Nobody passes the ball in soccer 4. Spanish people are usually good at soccer

By yeah, about that...no

Sometimes used as another word for sex when you dont want people around you to know that you wanna fuck

Michael: Hey Boris, lets go for a quick game of Soccer

By Jawi

the gayest sport of all time that requires no skill and no contact at all. It is also the most boring sport in the history of the world. Ice hockey in north america rapes soccer of 'futbol' up the butt.

guy 1: wanna go play hockey? guy 2: no i don't want to get hurt. let's just play soccer.

By rallistangs19

Theres only 2 good things about soccer. 1. Watching those fucking foreign assholes beat the hell out of each other because they think their teams better. 2. When a player fucks up they take him out back after the game and put him out of his misery, like an old horse.

By fuck your world