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Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.

Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario. Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario. He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.

By Marhugva

A social reject who prays on the weak but in reality is weaker themselves someone who is afraid of conflict but tries to cause it for no reason likes gay artist and cosplaying and putting on underwear

Wow I feel such a Mario

By Omarqiscool

Talks a lot of shit and bully’s people who don’t wanna fight back

Your a Mario also know as a bitch

By Mario mj

Mario is a great person and human very funny cute medium ugly and athletic. He is strong intelligent and a go getter he is also a grest thinker and a loyal friend and boyfriend. He also likes to workout and he is a big showoff. He has a quick temper but also has a big heart. He also is known for cheating but has never really cheated. Also he might like a girl named Marie.

Yo Mario is kind of like the greatest mario

By Clampsz2.0

Mario is somebody who is always putting others needs before his. He notices the little things and is incredibly thoughtful. Talks a lot but he is always honest and always uses the right words. He is determined when necessary but never rude. Amazingly passionate and just the right amount of dominant in bed but so so gentle otherwise. Professional cuddler. Mario is a person who is easy to love because he is super funny, smart and has a big heart. Can't even imagine he would turn his back on the people he cares about. You can't not notice his sparkly eyes. He is so sweet that you just want to hug and kiss him all the time.

You are Mario to my Luigi

By pinkcatlady