A replacement of your right / left hand, also known as "something YOU are not getting" and "lover".
Dude 1: Oh dude, you remember that girl, Sara? Yeah, now she is my girlfriend. Dude 2: Oh yikes bro, bet she's gonna be better than your left hand.
By e - girl
People that steal your hoddies and has bad blood and It bleeds every moth for a week straight and still survives
Wait... now she's my girlfriend SHE HAS MY HODDIE
By ...sk.....
A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.
John: I have a girlfriend! Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?
By Stickbunny
Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.
Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving
By K0EK
A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere. All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.
The possible Issues and side effects are such as: -Overthinking -Depressive Episodes -Sleeplessness -Self-Doubt -Lower Self-esteem Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.'' Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers) 2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.
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