Dad
a big fap daddy that caresses you at night
shrek:I am your Dad little child: oh yes
By sony swag man
What's on your mug?
Dad
Lmao what's that?
White Guy: "Hey my dad is so cool!" Nigger: "LMAO WHAT'S A DAD?"
By NPKN
Dad
The difference is a dad is someone who sucks around and raises you the father doesn’t always stick around he is your spurn doner a dad always there a father is not always
My dads always been here My father left me when I was6 months old Father - not always there Dad- raises you
By Ali damin
Dad
A mythical creature that disappeared 15 years ago. Only appears during the steamy scenes of movies. When summoned, says, "Hey watchya watching?" Makes jokes like, "Hey hungry I'm dad."
"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi hungry, I'm dad!"
By bee.the.glorious.weedsnack
Dad
the guy who left when you were 2 years old
Me: where is dad mom: never to be seen again
By yeetthefeet