What's on your mug?

townies are girls and boys who have no direction in life and choose to look the same as everyone else. they pray to rappers whos name they probably cant spell e.g. 50 cent, dizzee rascal. they have no colour coordination with their fashion and so have to buy tracksuits that are already matched for them. their lives are so sad and pathetic they feel they have to wear fake gold and involve themselves in everyone elses life to make theirs seem and feel a little less pathetic. the female versions of the species (chavettes) usually smother themselves in make up and wear as little clothing as possible to attract other people who are not attrected to them and just think of them as skanks which they are. the males usually tend to insult everyone to make them feel bigger and steal off of and hurt defenseless people which makes them look even weaker.

i would look at that townie over there but i really dont want to, i mean why waste the power to see through them?

By Saz

Townies are commonly referred to in the same light as Chavs. This is of course completely wrong. Townies dress up in quite smart clothes, take care of their appearance and generally are alright people. They don't hang around in massive groups on street corners making people afraid to go out. They can be intelligent, and have no qualms with other intelligent people. They should never be compared with a Chav who wears cheap sportswear, Burberry clothing, baseball caps, tucks their trousers into their trainers, have a gormless look on their face all the time and are literally the lowest form of human life. This common misconseption should be crushed.

That townie looks nothing like a chav!

By Steve Stone

The name of a really great urban commuter bike made by Electra. I don't know if the seats come in burberry but there are lots of ways to accessorize.

I ride to work on a townie, and thus save gas and cut down on pollution.

By tsorrell

they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.

townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons? normal person:no sorry townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have. and then they assault you.

By cj

aka scummy twat, living in a burberry caravan with 1264illegitimate children, all sporting hooped earings and shaven hair

Townie: 'Owaaay woh ya doin ya fuckin cunt' Normal person: 'laughing at you, prick'

By BlinginMongHead