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Stoner

A person whose way of life is based around being and getting stoned. To be a TRUE stoner you must: 1) Smoke everyday 2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc 3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner 4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all

Examples of stoner: Bob Marley, Cheech and Chong, Slater from Dazed and Confused, Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

By weedFORthePEOPLE

stoner

Is a bad ass mother fucker. Just likes to have a good time. Talks slowly because mouth sticks together (cottonmouth). Forgets..everything. Usually is broke, because all of their money is spent on pot, or gas (bakerouting). Often avoides social gatherings to get high with other stoners. Rambles to oneself. Non-stoners don't understand the high mumbles or thoughts. People hate on stoners, but they're good people.

Did you see those girls eyes? What a stoner. What was she talking about? Must be a stoner. I wanna be a stoner, they're awesome.

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