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Shrek is God shrek is life shrek is chicken noodle soup and rice

Lord farquad gets fucked by shrek

By Urban Dictionary is a hellscap

A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.

Oh my god thats shrek do you think he will eat my eye!

By Shrekness

beau a total beau

did you see Shrek that's beau

By yyyyaaaaaaaaaassssssssss

A giant green ogre with balls the size of the sun. Speaking of which he has the power of the five suns. Shrek has the krabby patty formula and knows obamas first name.

Shrek is hot.

By eggsandwhich

Code word for sexy Used when others are watching; especially to creep them out

Dang dude, you look so shrek

By Cool humannn