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The type of person that would be ruined by fanfiction

Preston: What a lovely day to go on discord Rando: Heres a fucking fanfiction to ruin your day

By I_want_pain

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

By MyMomsBFsucks97

A guy that will never get a job

Oh so your a Preston

By Maddyowens

When you Preston something you paint it or disguise an item you stole from someone else so they won’t recognize it.

Let’s preston this box so he won’t know it was his.

By BreakingBrandy

A extreme simp that acts hella gay towards boys and can never pull any type of chick even if a girl likes him his standard is too high to say yes. He's also ugly, fat, has yellow teeth, his breath be stink.

Preston: Damn girl you fine look at this money I have date me Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe

By Baljeet the 3rd