What's on your mug?

Verb. To hit or be hit.

Did you see that cop potato that protesters head with his club?

By AJ

The female genitalia, commonly found inbetween the legs.

"Shit man, look at that girls potato!"

By The Gow-man

The only thing that holds life as we know it together.

"Potato." -Person #1274913514

By MeeseFTW

used to describe someone who outwardly exudes zero stimulating personal qualities, usually living a very unexciting and generally boring-as-fuck life; in other words, a quiet, lifeless human who deprives you of solitude without providing you company. Can be used as a noun or an adjective interchangeably for anyone who possesses the above characteristics.

Used as an adjective: Girl- "Why did you break up with her, you were together for so long!!!" Guy- "I just kind of realized we're very different people - I love to live life and just have fun and that's like totally not her at all. I couldn't see myself marrying her. She's too potato for me." Used as a noun: Girlfriend- "I'm still not comfortable with your assistant being so pretty, it makes me nervous." Boyfriend- "Please don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. She's a potato. Not a threat, hunny."

By Fofanzz

Potato. It's a way of life A way of living Everyone is a potato No one can change that Sure theres ugly ones, gay ones, pretty ones and depressed ones But only 1 is the best And that my friend is a baked potato (no that is not a racist joke chill) Now I shall say, all potatoes go to hell

Ur a gay potato. Ur an ugly potato. Ur a potato.

By LonelyPotato55