What's on your mug?

Someone who stays with you when you have money, Leaves when you are broke

Pussy Girlfriend

By LongerthanyourDick

Something I don't have. :(

Me: Hey, do you have a girlfriend? My friend: No, mine's dead.

By Markus Vanbugo

Either the best or worst decision of your life. For instance a girlfriend can make you a happy man (or woman if you're a lesbian) but one can also make you have the shittiest time of your life.

Example 1: Man my girlfriend is the best. She got me the best gift ever. Example 2: Dude my girlfriend gave me herpes. She didn't even tell me about it either.

By United_States_of_Memes

A good but weird person you love and frequently see. You would do anything for them BITCH.

Man im glad i have a girlfriend

By Sumyunggui

A best friend and fuck buddy

My girlfriend, is my best friend and my fuck buddy... it’s perfect

By Walmartb****