Stoners are people who smoke a ton of weed. They are relaxed, nice, caring, humble and down to earth people. Stoners make great friends and most commonly have a wonderful outlook on life and a intense love for positive vibes. Let’s be honest, being sober is boring. Come get high with me and see how beautiful the world really is.
“Dude, Jordan is such a massive stoner, he smokes pot every single day. I don’t think you understand, he’s always high”.
By StonerGod420
: A person who cant form a real relationship with anything but a smoking aparatus, most of his friends have either given up on him or died trying. He refuses to listen to reason and force feeds his left over friends random ideas and commends he feels at the specific moment having almost no recolection of the
Me, and Im a Stoner
By VallliSimma
someone who smokes weed almost every day, but they arent a pothead yet.
what i used to be :)
By kourtney
Someone who like to consume large amounts of cannabis, hashish and any variant of the Cannabaceae plants. Stoners often rather smoke 'weed' and use the medicinal plant for their recreational purposes than to exercise another hobby. Stoners are generally friendly people that do not force the act of smoking upon others. Stoners also often have an open mindset on life.
"She's a stoner!"
By xahdudex
n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.
As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.
By Soss Man